There was a wide. shiny yellow moon lifting herself up languidly over the east side of Lake Minnetonka tonight She was so big and inviting and luscious that I could have easily plucked her out of the sky, taken her home and slept with her. I wanted to, but I was too busy skewering myself over my latest self-perceived verbal faux pas.
Sometimes, I am the most annoying person I know on earth. If I were my own roommate, I would kick myself out. So in the spirit of full disclosure, in an attempt to help me release myself from all that no longer serves, and stay present in my body AND, be grateful for it, I am announcing that today, almost over, such as it is, Central Time no less, is a freebie.
In spite of all of my efforts, perfection still eludes me. I still ate all of the Fettuccine Alfredo even though I wasn’t remotely hungry . I still can’t muster up the smarts to link my charities to my blog posts. What is going on in the world? I still haven’t called Mimi back. What the hell am I writing about anyway? I wish I hadn’t said the things that I said at the end of class. Does anyone actually care?
O.K., I’m done. Phew….
Bring on tomorrow.